Enter Kimye's conception photo. Never underestimate the ingenuity of the world's most attention-seeking couple. On the cover of the upcoming issue of the French fashion magazine, L'Officiel Hommes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go one step beyond the naked pregnant photo. Instead of showing off their future child (it's a girl, by the way) they're pictured reenacting the moment they were first trying for a baby. In case you've forgotten how Kim and Kanye made the miracle of life come to fruition: they did it. Like this.
In the cover photo, leaked Monday, the two appear to be having sex. Or, if you'd rather, Kanye acts like he's got such a good secret to tell his girlfriend, that he has to hold her up to share it. Meanwhile, Kim appears genuinely surprised by the information. The image is black and white, so feel free to call it art.
I remember, fondly, only last week when our earth mother told DuJour magazine, "I'm realizing everyone doesn't need to know everything." You'd think baby-making would fall into that "not necessary information" category.
Maybe it does. Maybe Kim was just trying to cover her baby bump and didn't have an empire-waisted dress handy, so Kanye graciously offered his torso. (We have heard designers don't like to lend her clothes for photo shoots.) Or maybe the couple accidentally left the door open to the dressing room of the photo studio and didn't notice the photographer taking their picture. More than likely, Kim and Kanye were just doing what they do naturally: getting everyone to stop what they're doing and look.